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FASHIONIGMA OF THE DAY!
Hard to believe that this bitch actually eats things other than air, pills, and a variety of liquids. ‘Tis true, Sport’s Illustrated Model, Chrissy Teigen has her very own food blog: So Delushious, ”Ramblings from a girl who loves bacon and can’t be fat."  I hope she means she isn’t allowed to get fat ‘cause "my agent says…”, and not that she literally cannot get fat.  If not the former than I would pay big money to harvest summa those eggs.  My metabolism has already slowed as evidenced by my overuse of, “The Dry-Cleaner shrunk ANOTHER pair of my pants?!" and my future children could really use all the help they can get.
I first caught a glimpse of the 26 year old model when she was Andy Cohen's guest on his Bravo talk-show, Watch What Happens Live (WWHL).  After a few drinks Chrissy and her fiancé, singer John Legend, let it all hang loose.  And I’d have to agree with Brooklyn Decker on this one, they are quite lovable, especially after a drink or two, or three, or four.  If there’s one thing I can thank Bravo for, it’s for letting the world enjoy the career killing moments made possible by Andy Cohen lubricating his guests with cocktails until they do this on live TV.  And when I say they I really mean Andy Cohen.  The man is the head of programing and gave himself a TV show.  I kinda miss the old Andy.  Bring back the eye DIVA!  Everything changed after you took it for a spit-shine!
On WWHL, I was rather shocked to find that Chrissy and John were both huge foodies.  And, after doing a ‘lil recon on my new girl crush I was impressed to find her writing thoughtful and witty.  She gorgeous, hilarious, and she cooks delicious looking meals with recipes that don’t just consist of, “1 large bag of ice, 4 Diet Cokes, 2 bottles of X-Lax…”
Even though it has nothing to do with food, when discussing her weakness to well targeted advertising she admits,  

“The only thing I don’t want right now is a subscription to Education Connection, a catheter, or an attorney for ruined vaginal mesh. Seriously what the fuck? Why does it need a commercial? Do people need to be reminded that their vaginal mesh is ruined and they might need a lawyer for it? Is it something that isn’t constantly on their mind and they just need a gentle prodding to do something about it? More importantly, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. “

Point proven or what?  So check out sodelushious.com for some fantastic foodie finds!

FASHIONIGMA OF THE DAY!

Hard to believe that this bitch actually eats things other than air, pills, and a variety of liquids. ‘Tis true, Sport’s Illustrated Model, Chrissy Teigen has her very own food blog: So Delushious, ”Ramblings from a girl who loves bacon and can’t be fat."  I hope she means she isn’t allowed to get fat ‘cause "my agent says…”, and not that she literally cannot get fat.  If not the former than I would pay big money to harvest summa those eggs.  My metabolism has already slowed as evidenced by my overuse of, “The Dry-Cleaner shrunk ANOTHER pair of my pants?!" and my future children could really use all the help they can get.

I first caught a glimpse of the 26 year old model when she was Andy Cohen's guest on his Bravo talk-show, Watch What Happens Live (WWHL).  After a few drinks Chrissy and her fiancé, singer John Legend, let it all hang loose.  And I’d have to agree with Brooklyn Decker on this one, they are quite lovable, especially after a drink or two, or three, or four.  If there’s one thing I can thank Bravo for, it’s for letting the world enjoy the career killing moments made possible by Andy Cohen lubricating his guests with cocktails until they do this on live TV.  And when I say they I really mean Andy Cohen.  The man is the head of programing and gave himself a TV show.  I kinda miss the old Andy.  Bring back the eye DIVA!  Everything changed after you took it for a spit-shine!

On WWHL, I was rather shocked to find that Chrissy and John were both huge foodies.  And, after doing a ‘lil recon on my new girl crush I was impressed to find her writing thoughtful and witty.  She gorgeous, hilarious, and she cooks delicious looking meals with recipes that don’t just consist of, “1 large bag of ice, 4 Diet Cokes, 2 bottles of X-Lax…”

Even though it has nothing to do with food, when discussing her weakness to well targeted advertising she admits,  

The only thing I don’t want right now is a subscription to Education Connection, a catheter, or an attorney for ruined vaginal mesh. Seriously what the fuck? Why does it need a commercial? Do people need to be reminded that their vaginal mesh is ruined and they might need a lawyer for it? Is it something that isn’t constantly on their mind and they just need a gentle prodding to do something about it? More importantly, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. “

Point proven or what?  So check out sodelushious.com for some fantastic foodie finds!

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